Merica | Epic USA Patriotic American Party Unisex ‘Merica Tank Top Men Women

8 reviews for Merica | Epic USA Patriotic American Party Unisex ‘Merica Tank Top Men Women

1. 

   Rated 4 out of 5

   The Legend – March 30, 2014

   I was sitting at work in between house calls, wearing my normal attire consisting of dress pants and a button down shirt with horrible arm-prisons known as “sleeves”, then I came across this shirt and ordered it without question, I didn’t even NEED reviews, this shirt speaks for itself.This is just the tank top an amazing, burly, mushroom-cloud of American fury like me should be wearing. Unisex? No says I. They only say that because all the ladies want to wear it come morning.2-3 days estimated shipping time later, life changed forever.This tanktop packs a punch that might be too much for the timid or weak. Be prepared for a wild rollercoaster ride the second you wear this. The minute I put this shirt on, my Hyundai turned into an F-350 with stacks and mud tires, my short hair became a flowing and glistening blonde mullet, and my cat turned into Jaime Pressly holding a 30 rack of rocky-tapping Coors light. We hopped in my rig, did a burn out, and I high fived a bald eagle wearing sunglasses that looked strikingly like the one on my shirt.Wearing of this tank top will change your whole lift though, so use caution. I started that day as a door-to-door ShamWOW salesman and I awoke from my tank top adventure married to a model, mayor of my town, an oil baron, and I was voted sexiest man alive. It’s been a wild ride and I owe it all to this shirt.

2. 

   Rated 5 out of 5

   Anthony Vizzini – June 12, 2014

   Merica is about freedom. This shirt screams Freedom like an eagle soaring over purple mountain majesties. but the guys and gals who pulled this shirt from the bosom of Mt. Rushmore went a step up and decided that they’d make this the most free shirt by getting rid of the oppressive sleeves. DON’T TREAD ON ME, SLEEVES! Now I can practice my second amendment right to bare arms wherever I go. KAPOW! KAPOW! watch out terrorists and liberal hippie types. I got my biceps Theodore Roosevelt and Ronald Reagan and they’re a’comin for ya. DANGER ZONE!Wear this shirt while: snapping into a slim Jim. Alphabetizing your coozie collection. high-fiving a grizzly bear. making out with your girlfriend and her girlfriend and her girlfriend. saluting flags. calling your mom to tell her SHE ROCKS. Winning any competition (If you wear this shirt while losing, it’s basically treason), reading the constitution while doing a keg stand. laughing at your bro for that thing he did that time at that place and it was totally hilarious and MORE HIGH FIVES! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

3. 

   Rated 4 out of 5

   Daniel – February 1, 2016

   I’ll keep it serious (as serious as a review for a shirt like this can be). I like the silliness of this tank and it really grew on me as just a cool tank–makes me smile when I like at it. The shirt material feels fine and the print seems solid enough, but that always depends on time and if you turn it inside out first. The shirt is kind of small after a wash and has a real fitted fit to it, which gives you more of a douchey appearance (but it works with this shirt, I guess). The bottom of the tank sits right around my waist/belt area. I’m 6′ and 175lbs and ordered a large.Another issue I had with it (and it’ll be random for anyone) is the packing adhesive got on the shirt and I had a hard time removing most of it (still about an inch’s worth) of this white streak on the bottom part of the tank. Guess it isn’t a huge issue, but who wants that on a new shirt you order (didn’t bother to ask for an exchange).

4. 

   Rated 4 out of 5

   J – June 15, 2017

   I knew I needed the perfect shirt for this 4th of July. After reading the reviews, I decided to order. And oh, I was not disappointed. Upon opening my mailbox, I heard the faint sound of flutes and drums, muskets firing and the sound of brotherhood through thousands of men’s voices, giving their rallying cry. Feeling inspired, I carefully opened the package and put it on. I was immediately overwhelmed by the majestic wave of freedom, and a rushing wind passed through the room, filling it with the distinct scent of dumped, wet tea leaves. As I let the feeling consume me, I looked out my window to see 13 bald eagles circling the backyard. A fog began to gather in my room, and the voice of Abe Lincoln (or James Earl Jones) seemed to float through the haze, saying “Remember who you are. You are a true American!” I highly recommend this shirt for other ladies. The small is form fitting for an average body, and extreme patriotism is included free of charge.

5. 

   Rated 4 out of 5

   Mike – May 2, 2021

   I usually wear a M shirt that is sorta tight on me. This was huge. I felt almost like it was an XL, it’s very long and the neck opening hangs really low in the front. I will be returning it and trying a small.

6. 

   Rated 4 out of 5

   Ali Ostrowski – June 27, 2021

   I have a bit of a belly yeah this is a men’s shirt so deep arm holes but that’s no issue I wear a very discrete bra worst case I add an undershirt fits great very tough material pair it with a patriotic skull cap watch out freedom’s about to deliver a knockout punch

7. 

   Rated 5 out of 5

   Jeremy – September 8, 2021

   You feel the spirt of America and our fore fathers as you pull this tank top over your head. As soon as I walked outside an Eagle landed on my shoulder. What I thought was my tinnitus was actually the screams of terrorist. Oh and it ran alittle smaller than advertised but that could also be my dad bod.

8. 

   Rated 5 out of 5

   D&N – June 22, 2023

   Born and raised here in America. With this shirt, I can loudly and proudly show off my heritage. Fits great and looks great. All American pride wrapped up into a wearable advertisement.