Merica | Epic USA Patriotic American Party Patriot Unisex T-Shirt Men Women

8 reviews for Merica | Epic USA Patriotic American Party Patriot Unisex T-Shirt Men Women

1. 

   Rated 5 out of 5

   Roxanne Frank – March 21, 2016

   THIS SHIRT HAS CHANGED MY LIFE!!! As soon as I got home from school today I saw the package on the front porch. I was drawn to the package like Frodo was to the ring. I could sense it’s power of freedom flowing through my veins as I picked up the package. As I tore the tape off the box I could here angels singing as a bright beam of light had broke through the clouds and shined on me. The shirt was now in my hands. I could feel the freedom it beheld and put it on. As soon as I put on the shirt a black hawk helicopter came out of nowwhere with Jesus piloting the craft. I hopped in and to my surprise it was loaded with the prettiest of women and only the finest of alcohol and cigars. The best part is that I’m still in Jr High. We flew to a giants game where I sang the national anthem which made the whole stadium bow down and cry in the midst of my glory. As a result of this Blake Sheltons stadium seat turned around and I was accepted onto the voice and won with my stellar performance of Lee Green Woods “God Bless the U.S.A.”. As I accepted the trophy Navy Seals blew a hole through the ceiling and took me to their state of the art munitions testing facility. Whilst their we shot everything in the U.S. armed services armory, and blew up every hippie van, Bianca C.D., tofu sandwich, prius, and whole food store within a hundred miles. As a result of this the largest population of bald eagles had gathered around me. One came up to me and gifted me with the declaration of independence, and the key to every Jack Daniel warehouse in the country. I flew to Mount Rushmore on the eagle leader and carved my face next to George Washington with my laser eyes. When I got home I found a new r.v. in the driveway with an american flag paint job, the inside was fully furnished in gold and it was all from Fort Knox. My dinner that night was deep fried ribs with sides of freedom, independence, glory, and Murcia. I slept on a bed of bear skins and awoke in a tank whilst leading an attack against who ever felt they needed to screw with America.

2. 

   Rated 4 out of 5

   John Adams – August 24, 2019

   Epic. Patriotic. Mythical. When you put this shirt on, you are transformed into a well built founding father, who has a diet of lead musket balls, common sense government, and kicking ass. You literally begin quoting the Declaration of Independence in between sessions of dumping tea into the nearest body of water. Some folks say being a meat-eating, gun toting, bacon loving, God fearing American isn’t cool. Throw this shirt on, even if you are some liberal putz, and live the dream. The American Dream. The dream that beat communism and put a man on the moon.

3. 

   Rated 5 out of 5

   BluePanda – September 25, 2020

   I got this for the hubs unit expecting to wear just for the 4th and wash and probably no longer fit (cuz, that’s the usual jam for fun shirts – right?). This shirt got here looking great, fit well for the occasion and then continued to impress. It went through full laundry with a full dry cycle and BAM still fit like a champ. It wasn’t suddenly short or a boxy shirt — it fit the same as when it got here. I couldn’t believe it. It wasn’t immediately a garage shirt after one run through the dryer. The graphics are holding up well and the hubs loves wearing it — so it’s a double win. I will be buying more Ann Arbor shirts!

4. 

   Rated 5 out of 5

   tl1984 – July 27, 2021

   The first one shrank so quick, I biught two more (Large and Medium tees). No tag on the Large but no big deal as the Medium was marked M. The Large blue is a lighter color of zblue but that is ok. Still, to have to buy two more was a tad tought to take. other than that, I really like this TEE!!

5. 

   Rated 5 out of 5

   Misty Farrow – February 10, 2022

   My son loves it! Thanks for making the delivery and the product perfect!

6. 

   Rated 4 out of 5

   Arthur D. Terhune – September 2, 2022

   Fast service. Love the shirt.

7. 

   Rated 4 out of 5

   M – October 6, 2022

   This shirt is soft and fit great! Don’t hesitate to buy if you’re looking for a fun shirt.

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   Rated 5 out of 5

   xpensivechris420 – January 10, 2023

   Bought this for a gift for a friend of mine. He loves it! Show off that American pride 🇺🇲