- Made in USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- MICHIGAN ARTISTS & PRINTERS | this design was drawn and screen printed (silk screened) with pride by our skilled illustrators and printers in Ann Arbor. If you’re ever in the area, stop by for a free tour and see how we make your apparel! Tagless tag is printed on fabric inside collar, you can’t feel it.
- UNISEX MODERN FIT SIZING | this shirt is slightly tapered to be a little less boxy than the old style of mass-market t-shirt. Nothing drastic, and most people wear the same size in our shirts as they do in all of their others, but you might go one size larger if you’re on the fence. It is pre-shrunk, but like any high-cotton product, will still shrink slightly in the wash. Our model photos are the real thing – the actual shirt on our salesguy, Rich. He’s 6′ 2″, 200 lbs and wearing a large
- SOFT FABRICS | Our shirts are a ringspun, 30/1 fine jersey knit on 100% USA-grown cotton. If you don’t speak t-shirt geek, that means they are soft and smooth with a high thread-count, tight knit made out of fuzzy plants grown by American farmers. These are mid-weight shirts – a bit lighter than your mass-market, thick gym class t-shirts, but substantial / not see-through. It’s a nice balance between comfort and durability
- TOP QUALITY INKS | We use QCM screen printing inks, manufactured in Pineville, North Carolina. These are high quality inks – vibrant and durable, and highly crack resistant. Some of our designs are intentionally faded or cracked (see product photos), but our inks always “do what they are told” by our printers. We use top of the line printing presses and ovens (to cure inks) made by M&R in Illinois
- SAFE CHEMISTRY | QCM has been one of the most forward-thinking ink manufacturers in the industry, going phthalate-free over ten years ago – way ahead of the curve. They’re also CFC free and rated as carcinogen-free by the state of California
$9.95 Original price was: $9.95.$6.97Current price is: $6.97.
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W. Simpsen –
This is a funny tee shirt with its sarcastic saying. There aren’t a lot of places I would feel comfortable wearing it in public, but I’m sure there are plenty of venues in which it would be well-received. I just don’t currently visit any of them.I love this shirt to wear at home though. It is really comfortable. The fabric is soft and the shirt fits great. The saying is printed on the front of the shirt well and the letters have been holding up when I wash and dry the top with my darks. I am very glad to have this tee shirt in my wardrobe when I am spending the day in my house or yard.
AL –
I got this for my son and it’s a perfect gift for him. The material is top-notch! The fit is phenomenal and my son loved his gift.
Melissa White –
One of the benefits of COVID has been the ability to work from home in sweats and tee shirts. I LOVE this shirt and its sarcasm. I know, I have a warped sense of humor. It’s one of my better qualities. 😀 Great quality shirt, fits true to size.
Jake Poole –
I noticed when wearing this shirt to work, nobody came to me with any stupid questions. It was nice. It gets the job done. ;)I ordered an XL and it fits as expected. Typical T-shirt feel, no complaints about the comfort. Been through a few wash cycles now and still holding up just fine.
Josh –
I’m a sucker for a funny shirt! And I constantly get comments about this one. Love it!
Mark –
The t-shirt has been through many washes without shrinking or fading, and the lettering still looks like new. The size chart was accurate and the fit is comfortable.While I wouldn’t wear this comment into the office, it is a fantastic work-from-home uniform while doing phone support.Even without the humor printed on it, this is a good t-shirt.
Hazelnut365 –
The title says it all…I washed it n doubt I’ll wear it again due to how it fits
A&R –
I sized up to a medium (usually wear a small), and I’m glad I did, because it just fits my shoulders while giving me a more relaxed fit everywhere else. The neck opening is a little too small, but not so much that I can’t wear it. The material is basically soft and comfortable, and has good stretch. Be prepared to de-fuzz after it comes out of the dryer — a lot of fibers stick to it, and because it’s black, it shows up.I wish the text were a little larger, for aesthetic reasons, but it’s okay — I’m only really planning to wear it around the house/for pajamas, so it suits my needs. I think it’s funny, but I don’t actually want to insult people in public, haha.