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8 reviews for Hallowed Be Thy Gains | Funny Muscle Jesus Weight Lifting Workout Humor Tank Top
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TwinMom –
Based on the fact that Jesus is sporting some big guns and a protein shake, I’d give Him 5 stars. However, if I am rating the shirt alone, the quality is thin and fairly cheap. If I wasn’t biased by the celebrity on the front, I’d likely give the quality of the shirt 2 stars. My 4 star rating is a compromise between the two, erring on the side of righteousness.I go to a HIIT class almost every day. A full hour, even in winter, is hot and can be uncomfortable. So, I like tank tops, and I go through alot of gym clothes in a week. I also have skinny chicken arms that look like I’ve missed arm day my entire life (which is true), so the juxtaposition of chicken arms against those of the bigguns on this shirt make me chuckle at the irony of it all. It also inspires me to lift those light weights harder. The pastors in my HIIT class appreciate this shirt and it brings a smile to more than one face during our 0700 am workout in the morning. Better yet, lightning hasn’t struck me yet, so I’m going with it.Anything to make getting up early to go to the gym easier is a win in my book, and for me, ridiculous gym clothes (I own a whole wardrobe of ridiculousness) gives me the push I need to get out the door and embarrass myself in public.
L&M –
No matter how much I lifted, I couldn’t seem to get those begotten gains. It was then His voice echoed in my psyche, informing me to purchase this tank. And Lo, as I hoisted my biceps atop the mountainous preacher curl, I could FEEL my hallowed gains being blessed by Him. I’m now swole like the Ten Commandments, but in honor of His Name the only thing I bust wide open is the Holy book so as to keep my gains pure. 10/10, will lift in this shirt again.
CJ –
The lord so loved the gym that he sent his only son to lift, so that those who lift with will have everlasting pump. ~Weider 3:16I’m all about the irreverent and ridiculous tanks for the gym. Everything from AA T-Shirt Co has a great look. 100% cotton is going to shrink in the dryer. Buy a size up from normal with this in mind. This is still a little looser than I’d like at this point, but I am sure it will take up with a few more runs in the dryer.
Russ –
I wanted to lift, and asked myself “WWJD”? I felt the answer in my heart: “Buy this and go ‘guns out'”. Now I’m with a woman who looks like Jessica Chastian, I hear heavenly music when I check my gains in the mirror, and my pre-workout tastes like wine. 10/10
David Parker –
Of the multiple tank tops I have bought on Amazon, this one is my favorite.The quality is really good, too. Ann Arbor T-shirt Co. tanks have been consistently good.
Heinen –
Cool hoody but the quality is questionable and it runs small
Daniel Pressnell –
This is one of my favorite tank tops. I absolutely love how it fits and the quality of the shirt.
James Y. –
Fabric was lightweight and very comfortable. Fit true to size as well. Folks at the gym think it’s funny, but the people in my Bible study think I’m going to H3ll.Gave 4/5 because eternal d@mnation sucks, because there aren’t any open squat racks or benches in H3ll.