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- MICHIGAN ARTISTS & PRINTERS | this design was drawn and screen printed (silk screened) with pride by our skilled illustrators and printers in Ann Arbor. If you’re ever in the area, stop by for a free tour and see how we make your apparel! Tagless tag is printed on fabric inside collar, you can’t feel it. No print on backside
- UNISEX MODERN FIT SIZING | this shirt is slightly tapered to be a little less boxy than the old style of mass-market t-shirt. Nothing drastic, and most people wear the same size in our shirts as they do in all of their others, but you might go one size larger if you’re on the fence. It is pre-shrunk, but like any high-cotton product, will still shrink slightly in the wash. Our model photos are the real thing – the actual shirt on our salesguy, Rich. He’s 6′ 2″, 200 lbs and wearing a large
- SOFT FABRICS | Our shirts are a ringspun, 30/1 fine jersey knit on 100% USA-grown cotton. If you don’t speak t-shirt geek, that means they are soft and smooth with a high thread-count, tight knit made out of fuzzy plants grown by American farmers. These are mid-weight shirts – a bit lighter than your mass-market, thick gym class t-shirts, but substantial / not see-through. It’s a nice balance between comfort and durability
- TOP QUALITY INKS & EQUIPMENT | We use QCM screen printing inks, manufactured in Pineville, North Carolina. These are high quality inks – vibrant and durable, and highly crack resistant. Some of our designs are intentionally faded or cracked (see product photos), but our inks always “do what they are told” by our printers. We use top of the line printing presses and ovens (to properly cure inks) made by M&R in Roselle, Illinois
- SAFE CHEMISTRY | QCM has been one of the most forward-thinking ink manufacturers in the industry, going phthalate-free over ten years ago – way ahead of the curve. They’re also CFC free and rated as carcinogen-free by the state of California
| Size | Small, Medium, Large, X-Large, XX-Large |
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| Color | Black |
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Juan Alvarez –
So I started working out about a 2 months ago and my workouts were getting more and more stagnant. So I looked for some motivation, and that’s when I stumble on this shirt. The day it arrived I ran to my front door and took note that the box was glowing with such magnitude that I was blind for about 3 hour before I found my way back in my home! I was lucky my polarized sunglasses were on hand .It was a miracle that the fedex guy found the house.once I opened the box and stare into the eyes of Jesus I was instantly whisked away by angels who dropped me off to my local gym. Upon entering the gym I put on my newly acquired hollowed be thy gains shirt and felt this overwhelming power rush over me. Suddenly I heard the voice of Jesus say “it’s legs day Pablo” so I ran to the squat ball and racked the bar and every Machine in that place. I was incredible impressed with my new purchase and as I was going to leave I heard Jesus again say” I didn’t die for your sins just so you could leave the gym after an hour” so I said you’re right and I did it all again.
George –
So i got a 2xL shirt. Usualy i wear 1xL shirt to flex my gains but i was skeched by internet shopping for ahirts thinking the might not fit. So i ordered a 2XL to be safe. And its a perfect 2xL. Like i should have gotten a 1xL.. These shirts are perfectly sized. And long. Im 6.1 so i need longer shirst and this was good. 10/10 so far.. I havent washed it yet so idk about that part.
Big Thicc Broly –
As someone who is in the military I have found that deployments can get rough. You need something to lift your spirits and give you strength in what you do. That’s where this bold beauty of a shirt came into my life. It was exactly 6 days before my birthday and I needed to browse protein and a good workout shirt. I saw it. The one with Jesus himself on it with the heavenly words of “Hallowed Be Thy Gains” on it. When the package arrived, it was magnificent. I touched the package and heard a heavenly chorus of angels sing to me. I stopped touching it, and they stopped. I touch it again, pick it up, and take it to my quarters. As I went, they sang the songs of heaven itself to me. Next thing I knew, there I was in the gym wearing the shirt. Angels sang to me as I lifted. No need for airpods anymore. I have gained so much power from this shirt that I can now lift 100 lbs more than before with ease. The power of Christ gives me strength, and I used it to get even more gains than ever before in my life as well as be a better person. It is because of this that I am going to be going home and hugging my family whilst having to be careful not to snap their spines as I hug back. Hallowed be thy gains… the words of wisdom and now my eternal strength. I can do any workout I desire. I am on another level of gains. I am powerful. Amen.
Cheryl D –
Size med, fits perfect. He wears twice a week, loves it, holds up good in wash, no shrinking or fading! Soft material
David Pena –
I absolutely love this shirt!!! Fits perfectly and it is high quality
Erika D –
Bought this for my husband … but now I’m buying it again because it shrunk slightly and he likes his shirts fitted so now it’s a little too small. Overall good quality
Nicole –
Got this for cousin! great fit
MsNomNom –
The shirt was true to size and the image was nice and bright. It was a gift for one of my kids and he loved it. It’s gone through the wash twice and it hasn’t shrunk. I’d definitely purchase another one again.