- Made in USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- MICHIGAN ARTISTS & PRINTERS | this design was drawn and screen printed (silk screened) with pride by our skilled illustrators and printers in Ann Arbor. If you’re ever in the area, stop by for a free tour and see how we make your apparel! Tagless tag is printed on fabric inside collar, you can’t feel it.
- UNISEX MODERN FIT SIZING | this tank is slightly tapered to be a little less boxy than the old style of mass-market t-shirt. Nothing drastic, and most people wear the same size in our shirts as they do in all of their others, but you might go one size larger if you’re on the fence. It is pre-shrunk, but like any high-cotton product, will still shrink slightly in the wash. Our model photos are the real thing – the actual tank top on our salesguy, Rich. He’s 6′ 2″, 200 lbs and wearing a large
- SOFT FABRICS | Our tanks are a ringspun, 30/1 fine jersey knit on 100% USA-grown cotton. If you don’t speak t-shirt geek, that means they are soft and smooth with a high thread-count, tight knit made out of fuzzy plants grown by American farmers. These are mid-weight tank tops – a bit lighter than your mass-market, thick gym class t-shirts, but substantial / not see-through. It’s a nice balance between comfort and durability
- TOP QUALITY INKS | We use QCM screen printing inks, manufactured in Pineville, North Carolina. These are high quality inks – vibrant and durable, and highly crack resistant. Some of our designs are intentionally faded or cracked (see product photos), but our inks always “do what they are told” by our printers. We use top of the line printing presses and ovens (to cure inks) made by M&R in Illinois
- SAFE CHEMISTRY | QCM has been one of the most forward-thinking ink manufacturers in the industry, going phthalate-free over ten years ago – way ahead of the curve. They’re also CFC free and rated as carcinogen-free by the state of California
$21.95 Original price was: $21.95.$15.37Current price is: $15.37.
SKU: AMZ-B06Y1BSGZK Category: Workout & Yoga
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| Size | Medium, Large, X-Large, XX-Large |
|---|---|
| Color | Black, Hoody – Black |
8 reviews for Dost Thou Even Hoist Sir? Funny Workout Weight Lifting Shakespeare Gym Tank Top
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Benji –
Wish this came in women’s sizing because as is with it being unisex the small is big on me but I love it so I still wear it – just a bit baggy on my smaller frame (petite 5’3″ and 130 lbs). It comes down to mid thigh on me but I think that’s expected with in unisex shirts so no points off for that except to say that it’d be nice if this joke carried over into women’s clothing too! I’d think for men that this shirt would fit as expected, the sizing seems like it’d be spot on for the average male build. The print really does take up the entire front so the text is around crotch level for me but it’s a workout shirt so who cares. It gets laughs at the gym and I enjoy wearing it.
Vinnie Maldonado –
Honestly so much better in person than the photo online. It’s hilarious. I bought for my daughter who usually wears an XS but that wasn’t an option. Pre shrunk on the label, but it did shrink a little. Great buy!
Jacklyn –
I love this tank top, it’s hilarious and comfortable it’s just VERY long. I’m only 5’3” and it comes to the middle of my thighs. That’s too long for me to wear to the gym and feel comfortable. I’ll be wearing it around the house though 🙂
JRock –
Great gift and shipping as promised
Jacob –
i’m 5’8″ guy at 195lbs (athletic build with a little extra padding lol), i bought a medium which fit amazing the first day, after a few washes its still fitting but maybe a little tighter than i wanted. If you’re around my size then i’d go for a large. ** and ppl: hear me out, for the love of god, please start doing like i did and tell us your height weight AND WHAT SIZE YOU BOUGHT, really helps out, thanks!
Rei –
I bought this as a gift for a sibling who loves going to the gym, so I can’t speak of the quality but it was well-received! Got a lot of laughs.
Commish –
A few friends went right out and got these. Lots of laughs had from this shirt.
Zep.Doll –
Funny and comfy