American Icon | Epic Conservative ‘Merica Freedom Unisex Tank-Adult,L Black

8 reviews for American Icon | Epic Conservative ‘Merica Freedom Unisex Tank-Adult,L Black

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   Rated 5 out of 5

   Matt P – September 13, 2015

   Is there anything more American than a tank top with a tatted up Regan wearing an American Flag bandana? I don’t think so. I wear this when I want to blare some Toby Keith on full blast while drink a PBR on the 4th of July to celebrate our awesomeness. This shirt is guaranteed to get you laid and win every kan-jam or corn hole tournament you participate in over the weekend.

2. 

   Rated 5 out of 5

   Brian M – November 26, 2015

   As I opened the box, I heard the noise of a trumpet. Strange. As I held the shirt up to marvel at its beauty, the noise of the trumpet increased and was accompanied with the sound of gunfire. I’ll admit I was quite frightened, so I did what seemed right: I donned the shirt. It felt right, soft to the touch, fit perfectly. As I put it on the Star-Spangled Banner–yes, our great nation’s anthem– was clearly audible as was the sound of gunfire.Not even a second later I heard a great crash coming from my living room. To my surprise, George Washington, Donald Trump, and Abraham Lincoln were in my living room, each holding an AK-47 and sitting atop a Bald Eagle; the national anthem played loudly. Trump fixed his hair, then said, “You know what you must do.””Yes sir.”A Bald Eagle swooped into my home and picked me up, gave me an RPG, and we took off. Flying, I noticed every anti-American, gun-hating liberal dead on the streets. I looked to George Washington and gave him a nod of affirmation.We flew until we came across a godforsaken hell whole–yes, it was Syria. We came upon a group of Americans fighting ISIS. The Great Ronald Reagan was wielding two grenade launchers. He tore the limbs off of those commies with his grenades of freedom. The five of us destroyed ISIS. Washington, Trump, and Lincoln used their AKs which miniature copies of the Constitution into the skulls of the ISIS pigs. My RPG shot cheeseburgers, the most American food on Earth, into the mouths of the fighters, which instantly converted them to Christianity and capitalism. Once all of the pigs were dead or newly converted capitalists, Ronald gave me the highest of high fives; he called it the “High Five of Freedom.”This shirt not only pays homage to the single greatest American in history but also led to the destruction of ISIS.5/5. A must buy for all freedom-loving, gun-owning, burger-eatin’ capitalists.

3. 

   Rated 5 out of 5

   Elinor Hickman – December 26, 2016

   It’s a quality shirt that fits true to size, the Reagan picture on it comes exactly as is looks in the picture. Definitely got a great reaction from the person I gave it too, he uses it as a work out tank and wears it as much as he can.

4. 

   Rated 4 out of 5

   Robert D Della Porta – June 21, 2017

   I can’t even begin to explain how incredibly awesome this tank top is! I am beyond stoked to break it out at the beach over 4th of July and let the other beach going chumps know exactly who is boss. Ronnie would be proud! Merica’!

5. 

   Rated 4 out of 5

   Morgan Gardner – March 27, 2019

   Fit great. It’s a regular workout shirt and going strong for a couple of years now. Large runs a little on the small size

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   Rated 5 out of 5

   Michael – July 4, 2019

   Seems like quality material and print. This is a large and I’m 195. Cut is really nice, lower than most tanks so shows the physique well. Well worth the price.

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   Rated 5 out of 5

   thomas b nevells – September 17, 2019

   fits and looks good on me. The printing looks as advertised and happy with the purchase

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   Rated 5 out of 5

   Jim – November 19, 2020

   I wore it ONCE during “time” with my wife and apparently that set a baseline for future “encounters.” Now I’m in a lose-lose scenario; if I’m wearing it she won’t look at my face, and if I’m not wearing it, I sleep alone.My options are to get gains/tattoos and plastic surgery until I look exactly like Ronald ReaGAINs or wear this shirt every day, slowly slipping into a façade of a shell of a relationship. 5 stars.