- Made in USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- MICHIGAN ARTISTS & PRINTERS | this design was drawn and screen printed (silk screened) with pride by our skilled illustrators and printers in Ann Arbor. If you’re ever in the area, stop by for a free tour and see how we make your apparel! Tagless tag is printed on fabric inside collar, you can’t feel it.
- UNISEX MODERN FIT SIZING | this shirt is slightly tapered to be a little less boxy than the old style of mass-market t-shirt. Nothing drastic, and most people wear the same size in our shirts as they do in all of their others, but you might go one size larger if you’re on the fence. It is pre-shrunk, but like any high-cotton product, will still shrink slightly in the wash. Our model photos are the real thing – the actual shirt on our salesguy, Rich. He’s 6′ 2″, 200 lbs and wearing a large
- SOFT FABRICS | Our shirts are a ringspun, 30/1 fine jersey knit on 100% USA-grown cotton. If you don’t speak t-shirt geek, that means they are soft and smooth with a high thread-count, tight knit made out of fuzzy plants grown by American farmers. These are mid-weight shirts – a bit lighter than your mass-market, thick gym class t-shirts, but substantial / not see-through. It’s a nice balance between comfort and durability
- TOP QUALITY INKS | We use QCM screen printing inks, manufactured in Pineville, North Carolina. These are high quality inks – vibrant and durable, and highly crack resistant. Some of our designs are intentionally faded or cracked (see product photos), but our inks always “do what they are told” by our printers. We use top of the line printing presses and ovens (to cure inks) made by M&R in Illinois
- SAFE CHEMISTRY | QCM has been one of the most forward-thinking ink manufacturers in the industry, going phthalate-free over ten years ago – way ahead of the curve. They’re also CFC free and rated as carcinogen-free by the state of California
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| Color | Black |
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Eric H. –
My son likes to wear funny t-shirts and this one got everyone’s attention at his High School. He said he got so many likes throughout the day. I’ll have to see what other shirts you sell that he might like. And I’m from the great state of Michigan too so happy to do business with you.
Jillian Rambow –
Ordered this as a gift for my boyfriend, who values the important message of adoption over the inhumane breeding of opossum. Our inspiration and undervalued advocate is MEpearlA on YouTube. You will not be disappointed in the softness and fit of this tee- it’s a wonderfully soft and stretchy material unlike the stiff men’s shirts you often get at this price point. Fit to size, and was not too long or short! Would buy again for the whole family.
Layla –
I love this shirt! I have ordered multiple shirts from this company and the decals are all high quality. After washing the shirt many times and there is no fade and the decal still intact.
Darrall Dukes –
I don’t write many reviews. This shirt was purchased as a joke to my gym since we had a possum break in. However! This is now my all time favorite squat day shirt! Unleash the Possum Power on the world! Eat Trash, knock over garbage cans, and squat till you die, all while being wrapped in the comfort of this majestic shirt!
Tuesday Jones –
My husband and I have a bit of an obsession with possums, so when I came across this I couldn’t resist getting it for him. The shirt itself is kinda stiff like most cheap shirts, but the print looks awesome and my husband loves it.
Garviel Loken –
I’ve had a few people comment on them liking the shirt design.The size in my opinion runs a tiny bit smaller than I expected. Not so small that I wanted to return it or can’t wear it, but I like my shirts to be a bit looser, and this has a bit more of a slim fit feel to it.It seems a lot of tees bought online run a little smaller, as tees bought in stores size is what I’m going by, and a large from most brick and mortars has the fit I like, then the ones bought online tend to feel a bit tighter… well, more so they are less loose if that makes sense.
Nana Watson –
The shirt fits great and the graphic is good quality, would buy more of them but my wife won’t let me!
Jenny Convery –
The shirt has great graphics. Material feels a little stiff and I haven’t washed it yet.